I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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