It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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