I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Randomize
