i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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