I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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