I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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