it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's blow job season.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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