the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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