I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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