you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize