Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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