Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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