There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
this is an emotional support booty call
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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