But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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