If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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