I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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