You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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