found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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