I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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