you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
this beer tastes like vomit already
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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