some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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