the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm too high and old for this...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
