i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
