? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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