Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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