Do vagina's smell?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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