also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He passed out mid-signature
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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