it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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