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(617): View more from Massachusetts

a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

wasnt he a virgin

(732): View more from New Jersey

yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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(607): View more from New York

I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(831): View more from California

Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means

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(808): View more from Hawaii

She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact

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