she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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