I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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