Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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