you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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