Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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