I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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