Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
the raccoons are back...
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