I skipped work to stalk him.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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