I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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