So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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