I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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