I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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