Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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