I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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