i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the day after is always just damage control
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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