Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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