This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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