Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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