Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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