I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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