3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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