He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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