Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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