the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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